FAQ

What is CocoLager™?

 

CocoLager™ is a new kind of Social Hydration™.

 

Made with coconut water and real hop and lager inspired flavor extracts, to feel like the ritual of cracking open a cold one, it delivers refreshing, easygoing vibes without alcohol, added sugar, or artificial sweeteners.

 

Same ritual. Different outcome.

 

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What is Social Hydration™?

 

Social Hydration™ is the idea that not every social drink needs alcohol, caffeine, sugar, or a recovery plan.

 

Sometimes you just want something refreshing in your hand while life happens.

 

That’s where CocoLager belongs!

 

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Is CocoLager beer?

 

No.

 

CocoLager is not a beer.

 

It was inspired by the social ritual of beer - not the alcohol, heaviness, or next-day consequences.

 

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Does CocoLager contain alcohol?

 

Nope.

 

Zero 0.0% alcohol.

 

Tomorrow still exists.

 

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Is CocoLager brewed or fermented?

 

No.

 

CocoLager is not brewed, fermented, distilled, or malted.

 

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Does CocoLager contain malt or gluten?

 

No.

 

CocoLager is completely malt and gluten free, no gluten-containing ingredients.

 

However, it is not currently certified gluten-free.

 

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What does CocoLager taste like?

 

The easiest way to describe it:

 

Smooth.

 

Refreshing.

 

Lightly sweet.

 

Lager like.

 

Easygoing.

 

It’s not beer.

 

It’s not sparkling water.

 

It’s not traditional coconut water.

 

It’s something entirely its own.

 

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Does CocoLager contain caffeine?

 

No.

 

No caffeine.

 

No stimulants.

 

No jitters.

 

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Does CocoLager contain added sugar?

 

No.

 

CocoLager contains no added sugar.

 

Any sugars present occur naturally from coconut water.

 

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Does CocoLager contain artificial sweeteners?

 

No.

 

No artificial sweeteners.

 

 

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Does CocoLager contain electrolytes?

 

Yes.

 

Coconut water naturally contains electrolytes including potassium.

 

We simply let coconut water do what coconut water does.

 

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When should I drink CocoLager?

 

Whenever life calls for something refreshing.

 

Beach days.

 

Pool days.

 

Training days.

 

Travel days.

 

Work days.

 

Recovery days.

 

Long days.

 

Or Tuesdays.

 

Especially Tuesdays.

 

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Why does CocoLager foam?

 

Because personality is allowed.

 

The light foam is intentional and part of the drinking experience.

 

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Does CocoLager need refrigeration?

 

CocoLager is shelf stable until opened.

 

For best taste, chill before drinking.

 

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Where do you ship?

 

Currently, we ship within the United States where permitted by applicable laws and regulations.

 

Additional restrictions may apply.

 

For full details, please see our Shipping Policy.

 

 

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How much does shipping cost?

 

Shipping is calculated at checkout based on destination and order size.

 

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Can I return my order?

 

Due to food safety requirements, all beverage sales are final.

 

If your order arrives damaged or incorrect, contact us and we’ll work to make it right.

 

For full details, please see our Shipping Policy.

 

 

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When will my pre-order ship?

 

Estimated shipping dates are displayed on the product page.

 

We’ll keep customers updated throughout the process.

 

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Why did you create CocoLager?

 

Because coconut water got tired of being boring.

 

And lager got tired of ruining tomorrow.

 

 

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Is this coconut water pretending to be beer?

 

Not exactly.

 

But they definitely know each other.